The car is good. . . but not better than you.
- It doesn't consume a single drop of petrol if you don't start it. Fuel economy: 100%.
- The horn is probably the only thing that doesn't make noise. Everything else has its own soundtrack.
- One headlight is bright and the other is dim. . . that's not a fault, it's a designer wink.
- The AC works perfectly. . . in winter, when you don't need it anyway.
- You can't lock the car because it believes in trust, not security.
- The rear trunk never closes, so you'll always have instant access to your luggage.
- All four door handles are broken, making it a premium anti-theft feature.
- The suspension gives you a free full-body massage on every speed bump.
- Every drive is an adventure—you never know what sound you'll hear next.
- It starts every morning. . . after a little motivation and emotional support.
- It's not an old car; it's a vintage masterpiece with a unique personality.
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